Discoveries:
Today I discovered that women loved to be catered to, chauffeured and waited on. I guess I can see the appeal. Last week I decided to play chauffer and usher the missus and her friends around town for dinner, drinks and theater. I came up with the idea after watching an old black and white movie and hearing my wife complain about how taxing driving in Dallas rush hour traffic is. Hearing just how much the daily drive negatively affects her psyche and libido made me want to take immediate steps to provide at least some form of relief. We are polar opposites. Not only do I have an utterly iron will, I possess the patience of Job. For me it was hard to understand (fully) how traffic could make a person crazy because to me it’s just a drive. Hell, when I’m stuck in traffic I use the time prolifically. I gather my thoughts, settle ideas in my head about the future and make plans. My wife and many women, I see, are different. It is a truly stressful, nerve-wracking situation and the idea of having a personal driver is a clandestine indulgence that most women secretly wish they had. I provided that service for my special lady. I dressed in a suit, opened and closed doors, held traffic and even paid for dinner. I greeted her and her friends with Red roses and chocolate covered strawberries and answered her beckon call for the night. She was pleased. Too much game…….
High Points:
I watched some old MJ footage and took a trip down memory lane. Was it just me or did Michael Jordan make you believe wins were possible in every game he played in, despite the deficit. His team could be down by twenty points in the fourth quarter and still find a way to win. Basketball players of today proportionately possess about a quarter of his skill, half of his heart and a third of his creativity and a tenth of his will to win. Verify this for yourself. Locate and tune in to any of the thousands of highlights reels that were compiled from adoring fans. If you appreciate basketball as a sport then you know that much of what Jordan did in the league was unthinkable. I double dare you to sit there for a few minutes and watch him make shot after shot, posterize defenders and win game after game with clutch plays and performance. I didn’t know much about Jordan as a man but as a competitor he was unmatched. Come back MJ, even at 50, the halfway point of a century, you’d still be better than half the league.
Themes for the Day
· 23
· 6 rings
· (2) Three-Peats
· Jordan’s still selling
· Greatest player,,,,ever!
Low Points:
I terrorized my new kitten with a water-filled spray bottle. She has been ransacking my home with her claws. She has such a pillaging nature that you would think she lived in the wild. She has been scratching up furniture that we’ve paid good money for months, then to get out of getting yelled at and sequestered to my office she turns on the cute juice and goes all Puss N’ Boots eyeballs on me hoping I’d let her infractions slide. Hell no! Every chance I got I super soaked her mischievous ass. I thought I was on Call of Duty, direct hit, direct hit! Sometimes I even played kamikaze and beat her to the punch dousing her right at the moment she fixed her hind legs to pounce. The vet says that she can be declawed in like two more months. I CAN’T WAIT!!!!
Word of the Day - - - - - CIRCADIAN
Adjective: noting or pertaining to rhythmic biological cycles recurring at approximately 24-hour intervals
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