Discoveries:
Today I discovered that there’s nothing like a good party! Yesterday, as a reward to myself, I decided to take advantage of some of the city’s hot spots and enjoy the fringe benefits of working for the largest urban radio station in Dallas. As you can imagine, artists use radio to market their events. As a Marketing Executive I am usually very involved in the planning process for parties and it is oftentimes a requirement that I attend the party, show or event in order to be available for my client. Yesterday I went to (4) amazing parties all in one night. Each event had its own special vibe. The liquor sponsors of the events went all out, no decadence was spared. At one party, a celebrity bowling event, there was delicious catering and unlimited bowling all for free. At another sponsored by Bombay, servers in all black brought by Brazilian Chef created hors oeuvres’ made with filet mignon, prawns and various cheeses. At the Greygoose event, the venue itself oozed sex appeal. They had glass chairs and blue neon lights embedded in the bar and on the floors. There was white leather furniture throughout and tons of sophisticated people. Then finally, at the final stop, the sheer size of the club was incredible. The place was packed. Hundreds of strobe lights flickered and great music blasted from speakers. All I can say is wow!
High Points:
I rubbed elbows with tons of celebrities. I am a pretty reserved guy when it comes to how I interact with figures that are in the public eye but yesterday, you would have thought that I was building a photo catalog. I snapped pictures every chance I got to chronicle the experience. Check out my Facebook page for the snapshots. Here is a list of some of the folks I hung out with yesterday: Jamie Foxx, Deion Sanders, Spinderella, Ginuwine, Jason Terry, Shawn Marion, Playboy Playmates and every DJ from 97.9 The Beat and 94.5 KSoul.
Low Points:
The snow really made the commutes to these parties long, really long. A drive that should have taken thirty minutes easily turned into a drive that took an hour and some change. Exiting freeways was almost impossible because of all the slipping and sliding. The city of Dallas was ill-equipped to handle the six inch snowfall that hit us at midnight and folks were not driving responsibly. I must have passed seven accidents on my way home. Thank goodness I made it through the buffoonery with no major automotive issues.
Daily Insanity:
The whores were out last night and they were ready. These were no ordinary whores, they were well trained, decathlon whores that could brave the elements in mini-skirts and heels. They could walk eight city blocks from one party to the next. They had seemingly never ending alcohol thirsts and had every makeup on hand to turn their drunken shitface into a masterpiece. They arrived to Dallas’ hotspots in heaps ready to trick unsuspecting nu-nu’s out of their money and Bentley coupes. Thank goodness I live a modest life and I drive a sedan!
Question
What is the most ridiculous tramp outfit you’ve ever see?
John R Williams
Author/Radio Host/Filmmaker/Marketing Executive
1 comment:
The most ridiculous tramp outfit I saw was worn on a Halloween night by a man coming out of the closet, going to a party at the neighborhood "hole in the wall". He was greater than 6'5" tall. Outfit was hot! He was scantily dressed in a hot pink dress with open toe shoes. They looked too small though because toes, corns, bunions, heels, everything was hanging out. He must've been in a size 13 shoe or more, but he was strutting his stuff, but no Tyra show for him. Nothing like her judge. Was he tricked or the treat? Don't know what he was on, if anything. If so, perhaps he needed less of it.
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