Discoveries:
Today I discovered a new pen name. Every once in a while we must all reinvent ourselves. With the change comes an altered identity and a new sense of purpose and although the fibers of our being remain in tact along with our character and morality, a new identity welcomes new physical and intellectual changes that act as compliments to your new psyche. I will no longer write under my legal name of John R Williams THE Author, instead I will embrace a more mysterious persona; one full of mystique, charm and elusiveness. I polled thousands of fans and asked them to remit names that they thought were fitting of my stamp. The winning pen name, drum roll please,,,,,,,,is none other than,,,,,,INTRIGUE.
High Points:
I went bowling with the kiddos. It was so funny watching a my sons try to strategize over the best way to launch their bowling balls down the lane in order to get a strike. My formula is simple, roll a violently hard line-drive ball and how it bursts the pins or at least sends them flying into the neighboring lane. Today’s game is different. They have all kinds of cheats built into the game for people who can’t accept failure. They have automatic lane guards that protect you against rolling gutter balls, they have ramps for those who prefer to let gravity and physics take control of your ball and they’ve even started making ridiculously light bowling balls for people who are noodlebacks that stay away from free weights and push ups. One man, who was easily three hundred pounds threw a fit with the help because he felt his ball was too heavy. My balls can never be too heavy (pun intended) MAN UP! Get the sixteen pound marble, take your gutter ball like a man! Let the ball fly down the lane only to score one or two pins. That’s how character is made.
Low Points:
After all of that noise I just typed in the “High Points” section, I still only managed to max out with a score of 111-out-of-a-possible-300.No biggie. Another regret I have from today is that I ordered a greasy ass burger , tater tots and a syrupy concoction from Sonic Drive-In Restaurant that had 3 flavors in it. You know what though? It was damn delicious. I work out 5 times a week for an hour and some change each time. I deserve a little naughty behavior, right? Check out Sonic Restaurants online. They have a ton of great snacks for cheap that will address your sugar fix.[ http://www.sonicdrivein.com ]
Daily Insanity:
I’m still trying to get over that 300lb man complaining about the weight of his ball. Not to single him out further but he had no qualms about lifting up slice after slice of deluxe pizza nor his frosty mug that was full of cold beer apparently aimed at washing down his bulky meal . Give me a break, he needs the Biggest Loser Show fast. Then after all of that he had the nerve to ask for a diet Pepsi. Wow!
Question
What things drive you insane when you see them?
John R Williams
Author/Radio Host/Filmmaker/Marketing Executive
1 comment:
Do you really want to know what my wife and I found utterly insane over this past weekend? What is it with these parents taking their children shopping (16 and under) in Victoria's Secret and Frederick's of Hollywood! Call me old fashioned but is anything left for adults only. If you want to bond with your teenage daughter, stop making her your best friend and save that novelty shopping for clear heels shit for your girlfriends. It's totally flipped from the way it used to be. I remember a time I used to feel a little embarrassed & uncomfortable shopping for something sexy for my new girlfriend to wear right before I graduated from college. Fast forward only 8 years later.. I'm a 31 year old teacher, but now I feel nervous that I might run into one of my students while I'm searching in the 4 for $25 bin of crotchless panties for the wife. F@%*#^ ridiculous.
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